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please?
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11:11pm September 1, 2014

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

10:56pm September 1, 2014

In the New York Museum of Sex, there’s a bouncy castle made of bo*bs

communistbakery:

did-you-kno:

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did u really sensor the word bo*b I’m gonna piss myself

10:55pm September 1, 2014

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

9:36pm September 1, 2014

hoping-youd-stay:

I am this cat on so many levels

9:31pm September 1, 2014

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

9:31pm September 1, 2014

trinitymemes:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

flowersinthegraveyard99:

This is actually how it goes

THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF THE FANDOM

the accuracy. 

9:29pm September 1, 2014

the-pietriarchy:

Women as aliens in Sci-Fi be like

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8:37pm September 1, 2014
professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

8:37pm September 1, 2014

redshirtt:

grade-a-memo:

nickiminajsleftnipple:

These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.

your cashier might be gay

your bartender might be gay

the guy sucking your dick might even be gay

But he said no homo tho

he lied

8:35pm September 1, 2014
littlemissmutant:


Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.

This photo is giving me LIFE

littlemissmutant:

Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.

This photo is giving me LIFE

8:33pm September 1, 2014

arichii:

i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you

8:32pm September 1, 2014

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon having kaleidoscope eyes that sparkle at the world. 

MY EMERALD CITY DOWNTOWN GIRL

8:31pm September 1, 2014

the-gigapause:

porrimminaj:

joybeanie:

When a writer kills off a character

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When you kill off your own characterimage

when a character kills off a writer

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the only fandom in which this is possible

Neko